Wedding toasts can be some of the most memorable parts of weddings. All the tension of the wedding is over. People have a drink in their hand, and they're making merry. Ties are loosened, and laughter fills the room.

Do you have to give a wedding toast? Are you nervous? You should be. This is the couple's big day, and you could ruin it! OK, it probably won't be that bad. But It makes sense for you to be nervous. Ultimately you should find a good guide to teach you how to create a wedding toast, but for now, here's some comic relief to take the edge off your nerves.

You might need to do a longer toast than what you'll find here, but here are some great one-liners, just to get you started.

1. He who hesitates is lost. But in marriage, he who hesitates saves himself.

2. Getting married for the fringe benefits is like buying a shirt for one of the buttons.

3. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury -- Groucho Marx

4. What would it be like to live in a world without men? There'd be no crime, and a lot of happy fat women.

5. A husband's last words should always be: "OK, buy it."

6. A groom told his bride that he would go through hell for her. How right he was.

7. A happy man is one who can make more money than his wife spends. A happy woman is one who can find such a man.

Use these alone, or weave them into a longer toast. Or don't use them at all. Just use them to get yourself thinking along the right lines. You'll do great! If you're a guy, you'll leave the bridesmaids swooning. If you're a girl, you'll leave everyone crying happy tears.

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